Sunday, 3 October 2010

Pleased to meat you (pun)

In Which: Our Hero Takes Note Of London Cuisine And Touts A New Business Concept - Investors Apply Herewith.

I saw this take-away in Lincoln the other day:


It seemed like a very new radical idea; a house for all your chicken needs, I found it quite a revelation. Then my good friend Niain (palindrome) informed me that in fact they are a chain, all over London! Well I attributed this success to the name, a chicken emporium, but with a countryside, homely feel.

So I started to think, maybe I could run a successful meat house chain. Here are my proposed names:

Pork Bungalow
Prawn Maisonette
Mutton Grotto

And then the other day, in Oval, I saw this:


Of course! How could I have missed it?! I had been setting my sights way too low. A palace! What kind of poultry wonders you could find in a palace!

Hence I propose my new chain of fast food restaurants. Be sure to look out for them in an inner city high street near you.


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